Mo-Rocca :)

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theduty:

never ending fact.

livesophia:

1.  Let’s look at the tagline. That’s classic.

2.  Let’s all have a good laugh that the lead characters name is “Dawn.”

3.  I WISH my vagina could do this:

• After swimming together, they go in to a cave to get warm and begin kissing. Tobey then forces himself on Dawn; in the panic her vagina bites off his penis.
• Finding out that she is a virgin, he attempts to take advantage of her by saying he is performing a test, when what he is really doing is molesting her. She panics, and her vagina bites off the fingers on his right hand.
• She goes to Ryan, seeking help for no one else will listen to her. The two successfully have sex. The following morning they have sex again, but mid-coitus Ryan’s friend calls, and Dawn learns that he had a wager on having sex with her. In her anger, her vagina bites off his penis, and she leaves him to call his mother for help.

(via nudawn)

I totally wish MY vagina could do that :D

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(via dirtylittlestylewhore)

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laureola:

my status quo

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livesophia:

I secretly sort of kinda really want to see this.

i wanna see this so bad.

adorechic:

classics:

reretlet:

lifeisprettywoman:middlekid:bitchville:catchakat: (via thresca)

amyjowisehart:

Always.

hautelikecouture:

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hotg0ssip:

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artpixie:

bankruptbluesky:

this is one of my favorite lines ever.