Posted on Saturday, 29 August 2009

livesophia: 1.  Let’s look at the tagline. That’s classic. 2.  Let’s all have a good laugh that the lead characters name is “Dawn.” 3.  I WISH my vagina could do this: After swimming together, they go in to a cave to get warm and begin kissing. Tobey then forces himself on Dawn; in the panic her vagina bites off his penis. Finding out that she is a virgin, he attempts to take advantage of her by saying he is performing a test, when what he is really doing is molesting her. She panics, and her vagina bites off the fingers on his right hand. She goes to Ryan, seeking help for no one else will listen to her. The two successfully have sex. The following morning they have sex again, but mid-coitus Ryan’s friend calls, and Dawn learns that he had a wager on having sex with her. In her anger, her vagina bites off his penis, and she leaves him to call his mother for help. (via nudawn) I totally wish MY vagina could do that :D

livesophia:

1.  Let’s look at the tagline. That’s classic.

2.  Let’s all have a good laugh that the lead characters name is “Dawn.”

3.  I WISH my vagina could do this:

  • After swimming together, they go in to a cave to get warm and begin kissing. Tobey then forces himself on Dawn; in the panic her vagina bites off his penis.
  • Finding out that she is a virgin, he attempts to take advantage of her by saying he is performing a test, when what he is really doing is molesting her. She panics, and her vagina bites off the fingers on his right hand.
  • She goes to Ryan, seeking help for no one else will listen to her. The two successfully have sex. The following morning they have sex again, but mid-coitus Ryan’s friend calls, and Dawn learns that he had a wager on having sex with her. In her anger, her vagina bites off his penis, and she leaves him to call his mother for help.

(via nudawn)

I totally wish MY vagina could do that :D

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