Mo-Rocca :)

"Even bad times have good things in them to make you feel alive."

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:24:22 -0400

“Even bad times have good things in them to make you feel alive.”

- nick hornby, a long way down (via derwandervogel) (via suzywire) (via inwaves)

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Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:22:49 -0400

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theduty: never ending fact.

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:26:22 -0400

theduty:

never ending fact.

livesophia: 1. Let’s look at the tagline. That’s classic. 2....

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:25:00 -0400

livesophia:

1. Let’s look at the tagline. That’s classic.

2. Let’s all have a good laugh that the lead characters name is “Dawn.”

3. I WISH my vagina could do this:

After swimming together, they go in to a cave to get warm and begin kissing. Tobey then forces himself on Dawn; in the panic her vagina bites off his penis.

Finding out that she is a virgin, he attempts to take advantage of her by saying he is performing a test, when what he is really doing is molesting her. She panics, and her vagina bites off the fingers on his right hand.

She goes to Ryan, seeking help for no one else will listen to her. The two successfully have sex. The following morning they have sex again, but mid-coitus Ryan’s friend calls, and Dawn learns that he had a wager on having sex with her. In her anger, her vagina bites off his penis, and she leaves him to call his mother for help.

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I totally wish MY vagina could do that :D

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Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:28:32 -0400

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Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:20:55 -0400

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classics: laureola: my status quo (via corywest, mahal-kita,...

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:18:36 -0400

classics:

laureola:

my status quo

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livesophia: I secretly sort of kinda really want to see this. i...

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:15:10 -0400

livesophia:

I secretly sort of kinda really want to see this.

i wanna see this so bad.

adorechic: classics: reretlet: lifeisprettywoman:middlekid:bit...

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:00:33 -0400

adorechic:

classics:

reretlet:

lifeisprettywoman:middlekid:bitchville:catchakat: (via thresca)

amyjowisehart: Always.

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:05:31 -0400

amyjowisehart:

Always.

fmylife: Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he’d spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I...

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:01:08 -0400

fmylife:

Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he’d spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said “Oh yeah! Well I’ve spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!” To which he replied, “I’ve had sex. Beat that!” I couldn’t. FML

lmao. I use that one on my boss all the time :)

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Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:52:11 -0400

hautelikecouture:

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hotg0ssip: (via jellybombz)

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 19:56:48 -0400

hotg0ssip:

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classics: artpixie: bankruptbluesky: this is one of my...

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 19:48:11 -0400

classics:

artpixie:

bankruptbluesky:

this is one of my favorite lines ever.

idiosyncratic: littleslave: Werewolf - CocoRosie “Broken...

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 11:36:22 -0400

idiosyncratic:

littleslave:

Werewolf - CocoRosie

“Broken sundown fatherless showdown
Gun hip swollen lip bottle sip yeah I suck dick”

YES YES YES. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PERSON. YES YES YES.

lovelovelove.

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Fri, 07 Aug 2009 11:32:44 -0400

finally watched this for the first time last night. I...

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 11:32:05 -0400

finally watched this for the first time last night. I didn’t see the end though, which I heard was the best part of the whole movie.

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Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:38:33 -0400

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crazybeautiful: theearthsings:wordfuck:saturdaycupcakes:astoryfo...

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:30:15 -0400

crazybeautiful:

theearthsings:wordfuck:saturdaycupcakes:astoryforsupper: godforsaken:(via fecklesss)

theduty: i know exactly what you mean.

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:28:46 -0400

theduty:

i know exactly what you mean.